The Top 10 Rumors Why Seri Didn’t Write A Post This Week
June 18, 2009
#10. Alien abduction.
#9. Got distracted by—ooo, shiny!
#8.
#7.
#6. Er, where was I? Oh, right…
#5. Completely engrossed in Iran election coverage.
#4. Potion sickness.
#3. Busy thwarting zombie apocalypse.
#2. Brokenspacebar.
…and the #1 rumor why Seri didn’t write a post this week:
Guild destroyed by Matticus. (rimshot)
Thank you, please tip your waiter.
No “Mind shattered by unspeakable horrors from beyond time”?
/shun
Hey, feel free to start your own!
Win!
“Cannot do that while stunned.”
#1 is win, lol. Poor matticus.
You stop thwart zombies. we only want eat brain.
FREEEEDOOOOOOM!
We’re not unreasonable. I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes.