Jov snarks: Priestadins — UR DOIN IT WRONGOctober 7, 2008
Croikey! We’re ‘ere in the jungles of WWS explorin’ tha ‘abitat of tha endangad Greatah Heal… Up a’ead, I think I spot a ‘erd…
Aww… Inn’t that a beaut’?
Even 5 or 6 months ago, this ‘erd would be ten times this soize. You can see there on tha roight that there’s still a bit ‘oldin’ out. Tha probl’m, o’course, is tha approach of the aggressive Flash Heal.
Evah since tha population of tanks stahted to rise, priests stahted to use Flash Heal to keep ‘em goin’ cos Flash Heal is faaaaast. Unfortunately, it also eats TONS of mana! An’ it’s drivin’ tha poor Greatah to extinction.
It’s a nevah-endin’ cycle cos tanks need a lot a healin’. Greatah is just the best at tha job. Flash is fast, but it’s also smaaall. It’s a great emergency heal, or fer toppin’ off DPS when raid healin’, but when ya ‘ave a tank, Greatah will fill ‘em up bettah an’ keep you goin’ longah.
Realleh, tha only Flash a tank needs is tha Flash from tha Pallerdins. It’s fast too, but doesn’t eat so much an’ can go all day! If yer gonna heal a tank, stick to Greatah. Save this won’erful endangad species.
Update! Developahs are curren’ly workin’ on three-oh-two, which should make Flash cost less with glyphs, and be much more voiable. This species is evolvin’ before our verreh eyes! So excoitin! Until then, howevah, remembah tha Greatah. Greatah for greatah tanks.